Bernard Allen Dumpelwumpall

Evolution of Bernard
Bernard Allen Dumpelwumpall, also known as Bernard Th' Pirit, is the main character of the show. He was bought from a company called "Melissa and Doug" and was originally named "Barnicle Bart" who was a babershop ower. Then, Bernard grew into a very strict man who had lots of fights with his brother. Then later, he bacame one of the nicest people you could ever meet!

Bernard's Story
Bernard's real story is simple, he was a gift for Camden McDonald, then they started doing a show together. But the story that he tells is a lot longer: Bernard Allen Dumpelwumpall was adopted by Bob and Mary Dumpelwumpall. One of his Christmas presents the year he was adopted was a real pirate sword. Bob had gotten it for him because his ancestors were uneducated pirates (or, Pirit). Bernard was playing with it, but his brother Cyrus took it from him because he wouldn't share. Cyrus (or Dumpelwumpall) swung the sword around and cut off his hand!

Later, in 1928, Bob and Mary bought a TV show called "Th' Pirit Puppette Pals". About two months after the show started, Bob was murdered by one of his good friends, and Mary died of cancer. Bernard and Dumpelwumpall inheritted the show on August 1st (the same day the show first aired) 1988. But the never did the show. Then, on August 1st, 2011, they decided to bring it back. So today, the Bernard we all love is just a regular actor. No swords, no parents, no anything besides the show.